An Interview with the White One

So Crackers is the mostly white cat.  She is pretty interesting looking with bright blue eyes that are crossed and she has extra toes so it looks like she has on mittens.

She is the older and crazier of the two cats that live here.  She does seem to have a lot to say, so I decided to ask her about her life.

Interviewer:
Crackers, how are you doing today?  Are you having a good day?

Crackers:
(Looks around obviously content)"Meow"

Interviewer:
Are your needs being met? Do you have enough food (I motion to the food dish)

Crackers:
(Runs to the food dish to show me it is empty) "Meeeowww!"

Interviewer:
So I guess you would like me to give you some food...any particular kind?

Crackers:
(Rubbing across my legs impatiently) "Mrrrrrrrrrr Meow"

Interviewer:
OK I'll give you this flavor.  Hopefully it suits your finicky taste. (I spoon the stinky food into the bowl)

Crackers:
(Takes a big sniff of the food and looks up in disapproval.  No words, "the look" is all I get.)

Interviewer:
You know that is all you are getting, eat it or go hungry.

Crackers:
(Still trying for more food, rubbing on my legs) "Mrrrrr Meowww!"

Interviewer:
Nope that is it.

Crackers:
(Stops rubbing around, realizes this is all she is getting, and starts picking at the food)

An hour later I hear her yowling and look over just in time to see her puking up the food on the living room carpet.  As she licks the last bit of nastiness from her face she looks at me..."Meow."